Bodystockings: The Lingerie That Says "I’m Wearing Clothes… But Not Really"​​

Aug 12, 2025 by Lovingerie

Whether you’re going for "ethereal nymph" or "sexy cyborg," here’s your guide to this barely there fashion phenomenon.

​1. "Wait… Is This a Dress or Just a Fancy Net?" (A Beginner’s Guide)​​

Bodystockings are the optical illusion of lingerie:

  • ​From afar: "Oh, she’s wearing something!"
  • ​Up close: "Oh… she’s wearing almost nothing."

​Best For:​​

  • People who want to tease without fully revealing.
  • Those who enjoy the "How is this even staying on?" mystery.
  • Anyone who thinks regular lingerie is too much fabric.

​2. The Bodystocking Spectrum (Pick Your Poison)​​

​Style​ ​Vibe​ ​Best Occasion​
​Classic Fishnet​ "I’m a ’90s supermodel" Date night, boudoir photos
​Lace Bodystocking​ "I’m a Victorian ghost… but sexy" Anniversary surprises
​Sheer Mesh​ "I’m technically dressed" Under a blazer for "business casual"
​Cut-Out Harness​ "I’m part robot" Fetish parties, confusing your cat

​Pro Tip:​​ The more strategic the cut-outs, the more "accidentally revealing" it becomes.

​3. How to Wear a Bodystocking Without Getting Tangled​

✅ ​Do:​​

  • Pair with thigh-highs for maximum leg illusion.
  • Use it as a "reveal" under a coat or oversized shirt.
  • Take 100 mirror selfies—you’ll regret it if you don’t.

❌ ​Don’t:​​

  • Wear it to Thanksgiving dinner (unless your family is VERY cool).
  • Forget that static cling is your worst enemy.
  • Try to adjust it in public ("Why am I stuck in my own outfit?").

​4. The "But How Do You Even Put This On?" Struggle​

Step 1: ​Untangle it​ (like solving a sexy Rubik’s Cube).
Step 2: ​Pray​ it doesn’t rip as you wiggle into it.
Step 3: ​Realize​ one leg hole is inside out. Start over.

​Pro Move:​​ Buy one with a snap crotch—because bathroom breaks shouldn’t require an engineering degree.

​5. Why Bodystockings Are the Ultimate Power Move​

  • They make you feel like a high-fashion villainess.
  • They’re ridiculously photogenic (hello, boudoir shoot).
  • They confuse your partner ("Is this lingerie or art?").

​Bonus:​​ They’re almost like being naked… but with way more confidence.

​Final Verdict: Bodystockings = Instant Glamour​

They’re the easiest way to look like you spent hours getting ready when really, you just threw on a fancy net. So go ahead—drape yourself in lace, strike a pose, and watch the room combust.

​Now go forth and stock(ing) responsibly.​​ 😉

(P.S. What’s your favorite way to style a bodystocking? Drop it below—we need inspo!)

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